THE MANLIEST SUFIN FANFIC EVER by Pimpules, literature
Literature
THE MANLIEST SUFIN FANFIC EVER
BERWALD tripped along SEXILY. He was on his way to meet his lover, TINO, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a MAN hopping along, carrying a MANLINESS in its mouth.
BERWALD was almost LIKE A BOSS when he came across a MANLY cake, lying alone on a MANLY plate. "That must be a treat from my MANLY bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked MANLY, so he ate it.
It gave him the most MANLY tingling sensation in his MUSCLES. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see TINO.
When TINO came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" BERWALD cried SAVAGELY.
"Your ELBOW! And your PENIS!" TINO s
Sweden hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a ninja that stalked silently. He loathed it.
Every December, Sweden would feel himself getting all metallic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas pair of panties, he snapped at anyone sexy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Sweden had to go to the mall to buy an aroused egg. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing restrictively around and so much Christmas music blaring sexily, he thought his penis would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a leathery man coll
I Saw m'wife Kissing Santa by Pimpules, literature
Literature
I Saw m'wife Kissing Santa
Sweden woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one heavy box that looked like a cross.
Then Sweden noticed that Finland was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Sweden thought that he would surprise Finland. Maybe even sneak up behind him and cuddle him on his sexy penis. That always made Finland aroused.
Sweden crept tightly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its MANLY lights,
Sweden stepped sexily out into the tingly sunshine, and admired Finland's elbow. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a MANLY sight."
Finland climbed off the camera and walked shyly across the grass to greet his lover. Sweden patted Finland on the penis and then tried to tie him restrictively, but without success.
"That's all right," Finland said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not leathery," said Sweden. "Not as leathery as the time we tied like a boss."
Finland nodded tightly. "We were rough back in those days."
"Our eyebrows were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sweden said. "Everything seems hard and aroused when you're young.
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow by Pimpules, literature
Literature
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Finland and Sweden went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Finland hit Sweden in his penis with a big leathery iceball. It hurt a lot, but Finland kissed it shyly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really heavy snow man!" Finland said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sweden said. "That would be more smooth and politically correct."
"I know," Finland said. "We can make a snow tiger. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up tightly and made a tingly snow
THE MANLIEST SUFIN FANFIC EVER by Pimpules, literature
Literature
THE MANLIEST SUFIN FANFIC EVER
BERWALD tripped along SEXILY. He was on his way to meet his lover, TINO, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a MAN hopping along, carrying a MANLINESS in its mouth.
BERWALD was almost LIKE A BOSS when he came across a MANLY cake, lying alone on a MANLY plate. "That must be a treat from my MANLY bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked MANLY, so he ate it.
It gave him the most MANLY tingling sensation in his MUSCLES. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see TINO.
When TINO came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" BERWALD cried SAVAGELY.
"Your ELBOW! And your PENIS!" TINO s
Sweden hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a ninja that stalked silently. He loathed it.
Every December, Sweden would feel himself getting all metallic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas pair of panties, he snapped at anyone sexy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Sweden had to go to the mall to buy an aroused egg. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing restrictively around and so much Christmas music blaring sexily, he thought his penis would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a leathery man coll
I Saw m'wife Kissing Santa by Pimpules, literature
Literature
I Saw m'wife Kissing Santa
Sweden woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one heavy box that looked like a cross.
Then Sweden noticed that Finland was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Sweden thought that he would surprise Finland. Maybe even sneak up behind him and cuddle him on his sexy penis. That always made Finland aroused.
Sweden crept tightly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its MANLY lights,
Sweden stepped sexily out into the tingly sunshine, and admired Finland's elbow. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a MANLY sight."
Finland climbed off the camera and walked shyly across the grass to greet his lover. Sweden patted Finland on the penis and then tried to tie him restrictively, but without success.
"That's all right," Finland said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not leathery," said Sweden. "Not as leathery as the time we tied like a boss."
Finland nodded tightly. "We were rough back in those days."
"Our eyebrows were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sweden said. "Everything seems hard and aroused when you're young.
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow by Pimpules, literature
Literature
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Finland and Sweden went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Finland hit Sweden in his penis with a big leathery iceball. It hurt a lot, but Finland kissed it shyly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really heavy snow man!" Finland said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sweden said. "That would be more smooth and politically correct."
"I know," Finland said. "We can make a snow tiger. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up tightly and made a tingly snow
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Example
A family is lost in the desert so they take out the Jareth GPS
Consumer:All right Jareth how do i get out of here
Jareth: its neither here or there
consumer: HAHA funny okay so how do i get out
Jareth: The way out is sometimes the way back
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Jareth: what a pity
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consumer's wife: what is going on
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so im in California right now visiting my dad. its my first time here and being on a plane. I learned that i dont like planes my toe on the left kept hurting and i would get dizzy every now and then which i didnt like. I also have to get on a plane by my self when i got home and that is freaking me out. I think i can do it but the thought of being on a plane alone freaks me out and i dont like it. But i think im not going to worry about it until the day comes...............two weeks from now. I hope i get to new York safely and early then schedule. well thats all bye for now. LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!